Art Career Cheat Codes

1. A conversation I had with Amanda (amandalanzone.tumblr) last night:
2. Me: some kid messaged me asking how i get my work so polished and "what program do you use"
3. Me: and I was like, "I don't use a program, the lineart is all drawn by hand"
4. Amanda: DUH.lol
5. Me: and they messaged me back being like, "what [photoshop] brushes do you use?"
6. Me: and I was like, "I DON'T USE BRUSHES THIS IS ALL HARD WORK THERE IS NO SHORTCUT OMG"
7. Me: they clearly can't wrap their head around DRAWING ON PAPER
8. Amanda: LMAO
9. Amanda: whats with this guy
10. Me: this kid seems convinced that I like just type some shit into a digital program and it spits out magic perfect art
11. Amanda: like what are you doing
12. Amanda: I JUST CLICK OPTION CONTROL DELETE AND 666 AND THERE
13. Amanda: PERFECT ART
14. Me: if you open a text box in photoshop and type ROSEBUD as fast as you can over and over, your drawing will DRAW ITSELF!!!
15. Me: damn i wish that really did work IRL..........